Three mattresses for the Comfort-kings under the covers,
Seven for the Sleep-lords in their halls of pillows,
Nine for Snoring Men doomed to be rested,
One for the Support Lord in his dark room
In the Land of Memory Foam where the peaceful lie.
One Mattress to rule them all, One Mattress to find them,
One Mattress to bring them all and in the darkness comfort them
In the Land of Memory Foam where the peaceful lie.